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WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF VIA A 'FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS'.

QUESTION: WHO ARE YOU?

ANSWER: I AM YOUR BELOVED WEBMASTER. CONQUERER OF 'HTML'. MY NAME IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. BUT FOR POSTERITY. YOU MAY CALL ME 'JEREMY'.

QUESTION: WHAT ARE YOUR 'PRONOUNS'?

ANSWER: LIKE MOST (?) HUMAN BOYS I USE THE TRADITIONALLY MASCULINE 'HE'. I WOULD NOT OPPOSE THE GENDER NON-SPECIFIC 'IT' AS WELL.

QUESTION: CAN YOU ANSWER THIS CAPTCHA?

ANSWER: NICE TRY. I AM A REAL HUMAN BOY.

QUESTION: 'PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME OR I WILL HAVE TO CALL THE AUTHORITIES'.

ANSWER: THAT IS NOT A QUESTION. EVEN IF IT WERE. TOUGH SHIT.

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